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笑話是幽默的一個屬概念 ,具有幽默的一切特征。笑話是民族特有幽默的一種形式。學習啦小編分享有關于小學生英語笑話，希望可以幫助大家!
有關于小學生英語笑話：Tame
A guy walks into a bar with an on a leash. The tells the man that he bring such a into the bar. The man him that the gator is tame and a . He opens the gator's mouth, his penis and it. He then beats the on the head with a stick. Then, he opens the gator's mouth, his penis and shows it to the crowd. There wasn't a on it. He turns and says, "Now would else like to try?"
A old women her hand and says, "Yes I would, but don't hit me on the head with the stick."
有關于小學生英語笑話：Judge Has Some Fun
A judge grew tired of the same town drunk in front of his bench. One day the judge down at the man, who was still , and "It is the of this court that you be taken from here to a place of and there by the neck until DEAD."
The drunk .
The court to the man, and up at the judge, at which time the judge and "I've to do that."
有關于小學生英語笑話：The Smith's
The Smith's were proud of their .
Their had come to on the and the and Wall .
The to a , a for their and . So the hired a fine to put all their notes, only one arose - how to great Uncle , who was in the chair.
The said not to worry for he could the story , so the book and it said...
"Great Uncle a chair of at an ."
"He was to his by the of ties, and his death came as a great shock."
有關于小學生英語笑話：, And
Q: What is the the canal and a blond?
A: One is a busy ditch and the other is a dizy bitch.
Q: How are bob and ?
A: One is a slick and the other is a prick
Q: How is a blond like a door?
A: The you slamm them the they
Q: How do hide in the ?
A: Paint there balls green and lay on their backs in a patch
Q: How did die?
A:
Q: How are a and a blond ?
A: Put them on their backs and they are
Q: Why did the blond have a big belly ?
A: Her was blond too!
有關于小學生英語笑話：
There were these two in a home park. He was and she a widow. They had known one for a of years.
Now, one there was a in the big . These two were at the same table, from one . As the meal went on, he made a few at her and up his to ask her, "Will you marry me?" After about six of ' ,' she . "Yes. Yes, I will."
The meal ended and with a few more , they went to their . Next , he was . "Did she say 'yes' or did she say 'no'?" He 't . Try as he would, he just could not . No even a faint . , he went to the and her. First, he to her that he didn't as well as he used to. Then he the past. As he a more , he then of her, "When I asked if you would marry me, did you say 'Yes' or did you say 'No'?"
He was to hear her say, "Why, I said, 'Yes, yes I will' and I meant it with all my heart." Then she , "And I am so glad that you , I 't who had asked me."
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